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ok i find this really fucking offensive i will insert as many fingers cocks fists tongues sex toys cylindrical objects in my cunt and ass and mouth as i fucking like
and that will in no way jeopardise the fact i am a fucking amazing woman who is incredibly intelligent, valuable, witty, passionate and worthwhile.
fuck.
Does anyone know the full context of this? Because I’m pretty sure that it’s a joke about sex.
i would like to say that i made this graph and it was just supposed to be a misfits joke. it is a quote from the character nathan—who, if you know the show (WHICH OBVIOUSLY SOME PEOPLE DON’T) you know he’s sarcastic and funny and not serious at all 95% of the time. he is pretending to be a virtuous conservative person (and it’s entertaining! who knew?) and he is responding to a question about protesting contraceptives. HE IS JOKING. IT IS A JOKE. YOU ALL NEED TO CALM DOWN.
Okay I am lol’ing about bitches being angry about this I mean really
I LOVE THIS QUOTE. can everybody just compose thy breasts please
I’m just reblogging this again for
compose thy breasts
I don’t even watch Misfits, but “compose thy breasts,”
I will be using that one.
^^^
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TO DEFEAT THE HUNS.
DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS, WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS?
YOU’RE THE SADEST BUNCH I EVER MET.
AND YOU CAN BET, BEFORE WE’RE THROUGH
MISTER I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU
TRANQUIL AS A FOREST
BUT ON FIRE, WITHIN
ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER YOU ARE
SURE TO WIN
YOU’RE A SPINELESS, PALE PATHETIC LOT
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